Arkansas Jokes

A new law was recently passed in Arkansas which states that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.


"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in the sack?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many, can I have one?"
"Shucks, you guess right and I'll give you both of them."
"Ummmmm -- three?"


Q:  Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
A:  The driver says, "Bout what?"


Q:  What's long and hard on an Arkansas football player?
A:  First grade!


Q:  Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Arkansas State Lottery?
A:  The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.


Q:  Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
A:  Yep. And it nearly took out the whole trailer park.


Q:  What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
A:  I-40.


Q:  What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A:  Somebody's going to lose a trailer.


Q:  Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A:  Because 17 and under not admitted.


Q:  What do you get when you have 32 Arkansans in the same room?
A:  A full set of teeth.